A mogul in the tortilla business. Often tells people that Carlos Slim is also a Mexican. Shares no other characteristics except that he isn’t slim. Often feigns stupidity but nobody notices. His swing looks like he’s fighting a swarm of bees.- As much chance of winning the tour as: Margaritas go out of fashion in Cancun
- Favorite Expression: Why no gimme? (usually from the fringe of the green)
- Worst Nightmare: All Mexican diplomats are asked to leave South Africa. They don’t leave forwarding numbers.
