So laid back that he slipped through his own bum (the Greeks were sorry that they missed the tour) but very “proper” (the Greeks weren’t so sorry anymore…) Believed that he was a very “popular” person; misheard & didn’t realise he was being compared to a deciduous tree… face resembles an overripe peach, contact with a golf ball sounds as if…
Religious fanatics aren’t as intense and Kamikaze pilots were not as committed as this bloke! Jokes about terrorism and homosexuality are best avoided, especially in bars, and Greek ethnic epithets are another thing that might tip him over the edge… otherwise he’s quite harmless! (Pepper spray can be useful though). Competitors should look out for: …
A big fan of Zulu gumboot/golf shoe dancing, normally takes place around his ball in the rough when he doesn’t have a proper backswing. It will make absolutely no difference to the outcome of the tour results except perhaps to the bearer of the Lanterne Rouge. Competitors should look out for: Safe places to stand…
Another tour first timer, and if his history is true to form, only timer; it was “suggested” to him that he might be happier at another golf school, by someone at a school that embraces hooligans, thugs and cheats! Come to think of it, we need to make a few “suggestions” of our own… Redeeming qualities…
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