April 2019 – FATCAT.GOLF

The Rabbi

07/04/2019

| 2019 Players

Style model in the golfing section of The Jewish Accounting Herald. Often seen around the caddy shack looking for hand-me-downs. Often seen at a poker table hoping for miracles. FATCAT founder member.

Magic Mike

07/04/2019

| 3 Comments

| 2019 Players

An example of the cosmic sense of humour; he was given the desire to be a Chippendale without any of the attributes. Keep an eye on the closet door…

Oz

07/04/2019

| 6 Comments

| 2019 Players

Not the original XXXL, but looking to move straight up to 5XL for next year’s tour. Stalinesque fines official.

Rocky

07/04/2019

| 5 Comments

| 2019 Players

A.K.A. Rocky Dildoa. Not someone to have as a cellmate if it’s your first time in prison.Sponsored by Heineken.

Full Titanium Tilt

07/04/2019

| 4 Comments

| 2019 Players

Now sporting a fully bionic knee that hasn’t helped his golf swing at all, but now the pain has gone. Unfortunately, not for the people watching.

Canthitabal

07/04/2019

| 4 Comments

| 2019 Players

Often found biting and scratching to get out from the bottom of the FATCAT points table, James “Canthitabal” Bond doesn’t often give a 007 in Casino Royale performance at NTAF Poker either. FATCAT founder member.

Van der Chippen Putten

07/04/2019

| 3 Comments

| 2024 Players

His version of work is travelling first class to swanky hotels and attending lavish conferences and occassionally throwing his weight around. Lives in the futile hope that Holland will win something.

Wiiings

07/04/2019

| 4 Comments

| 2019 Players

No one’s entirely sure what he does, but it involves lots of trips Wimbledon and to Scotland to play on famous golf courses. And it has something to do with Eskom… Just saying.

Kojak

07/04/2019

| 3 Comments

| 2019 Players

May have won a few golf tours in the pre-FATCAT era, but no one can really remember. Sadly this Italian stallion of yore is only good for the glue factory now. FATCAT founder member.