- More chins than the Hong Kong telephone directory.
- Tour organiser and as such much revered. Once threw Ernie Els out of his own golfing establishment, but was then transferred up north. Doesn’t know why?
- As much chance of winning tour as: a cheeseburger going stale in Ethiopia.
- Favorite Expression: Hey, we’re not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on your salary, pal! Also: Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but would you have money left over for a hooker?
- Worst Nightmare: Having to explain to his boss that people don’t get slapped around on every FATCAT tour
Supersized?
what on earth do you mean…. I just dropped a few pounds for tour !!!
Big Mac recently seen on the fairways of Houghton. It was a French / South African Chamber of Commerce Golf day. French was spoken fluently but only after a clutch of Spook & Diesels that probably ended badly with either the big white chamber or the chamber maid! Big Mac was in the winning fourball. There was the constant sound of bells ringing when their covey was on the fairways. A suspiciously large eraser was often seen in their scorer’s hand. Draw your own conclusions but with an eraser that size its worth a R100 on Supersize me!