Dago Wabbit Stu (+4 as per Groucho)



Dago's introduction to sex was a failure

 

  • Purveyor of all things cybertronic. Plays his golf in the Cloud too. Should stop clowning around with the editorial, the editor is also head of the fines committee on tour. Awaits impending legal action from a Mr. Sheen.
  • Same chances of winning the tour as: Tiger Woods receiving a Nobel Prize nomination from the Swedish Female Gay Rights League
  • Favourite Expression: The website is under my control and you can penalize me on tour.
  • Worst Nightmare: Someone finds out the password to the website and then changes it. Horses.