- A Red Bull extreme athlete just like Vettel, just as fast out of the blocks as his alter ego, but unlike Seb, his wheels fall off ¾ of the way through the race.
- Competitors should look out for: Violent choking; knowing how to perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre would be useful.
- AKA Gabriel Reeder 2013 Finish: Runner-Up
- Alter Ego: Sebastian Vettel
Wiiiings was hitting it straight and true at Royal. Well on some shots anyway. He was a worthy playing partner and warrants a R100 fling to lift the trophy, especially off his current handicap.
XXX etc, after this weekends rogering of the Swedes, I think I am even looking better for a punt or is that maybe I am looking like a ……